That’s not a crime, it’s a fucking tragedy! What kind of pizza was that?
Nyanzeenyan
Cruel and unusual treatment of a pizza.
Ada_Kaleh22
Oven not hot enough, dough too moist, it sinks over the first couple minutes and then…pizza breadsticks!!
Fenris304
this is *the* pizza crime
Endreeemtsu
Well that’s what happens when you use soup as a topping so.
shyvillain
Pizza slime
Ninerogers
Positive thought: plenty of crispy cheese bits
Mervsyy
Looks like someone tried to invent rack-aged pizza, medieval torture method included. Those cheese stalactites are screaming I regret nothing. BlackDecker deserves hazard pay for cleaning up this culinary crime scene.
Tidalwave64
Pizza homicide
DownTheHatch80
This is tragic. I don’t believe this was premeditated because FUCK that cleanup? But this is still a serious offense. Neglect perhaps.
J0NNY_BEE
That’s a toaster oven crime.
aweguster9
This explains a lot about why the world is the way it is. Do I want to clean the oven? Nobody wants to clean an oven.
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That’s not a crime, it’s a fucking tragedy! What kind of pizza was that?
Cruel and unusual treatment of a pizza.
Oven not hot enough, dough too moist, it sinks over the first couple minutes and then…pizza breadsticks!!
this is *the* pizza crime
Well that’s what happens when you use soup as a topping so.
Pizza slime
Positive thought: plenty of crispy cheese bits
Looks like someone tried to invent rack-aged pizza, medieval torture method included. Those cheese stalactites are screaming I regret nothing. BlackDecker deserves hazard pay for cleaning up this culinary crime scene.
Pizza homicide
This is tragic. I don’t believe this was premeditated because FUCK that cleanup? But this is still a serious offense. Neglect perhaps.
That’s a toaster oven crime.
This explains a lot about why the world is the way it is. Do I want to clean the oven? Nobody wants to clean an oven.
Underdeveloped gluten?
Thin crust digiorno? Same thing happened to me
https://preview.redd.it/lcxr4jh31srf1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2f7f120cf8d7662b0f82a6a6213d241b1c0ab2e
Shamed to admit ive also been a victim of this crime/tragedy.
Pizzaslaughter. Five years.
I’m pretty sure trying to cook a raw pizza on the rack of toaster oven is breaking one of the rules of physics. The one about not being an idiot.
That’s a bad night.
We’ve all been there.
Sarlacc pizza
pizza misdemeanor.
Pizza horror show
This is the image pro-life advocates should use
This is not exactly a pizza crime as much as it is a pizza travesty
Looks like it was an accident. Maybe pizza slaughter at worst but I’d say accidental melting. Innocent.
Accidents happen. Though this could be considered negligence. Don’t let it happen again.
I didn’t even know this could happen to a pizza.
I never placed directly on the rack. I always put a little bit of foil down on top of the rack.
Clean up may be stressful
this is why at least you use foil underneath